You Made It, Parent—Now It’s Time to Treat Yourself!
Summer’s winding down, and guess what? You’ve survived the chaos! As the kids head back to school, it’s time to shift the spotlight to the real MVP: YOU.
We know your days are packed with lunch-making, navigating that carpool jungle, and decoding third-grade math (seriously, who came up with this stuff?). That’s why we’ve curated three parent-tested, Flowery-approved essentials to keep you calm, cool, and collected this school year. And the best part? They’re all 20% off—because you absolutely deserve it.
1. Flowery Balms: Your Skin’s New Bestie for Those PTA Marathons
When PTA meetings last longer than a movie marathon, you’ll be glad you’ve got our Flowery Balms on hand. Infused with calming goodness, these balms are your secret to staying comfortable.
Parent Hack: Dab a little on your temples when that PTA drama starts to boil—it’s like hitting the reset button on your stress.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Natural benefits of THC to your skin!
- Instant stress relief with every swipe
- Subtle enough for any occasion
Pro Tip: This balm is your secret weapon for surviving PTA—and feeling fabulous while you’re at it. Natural benefits: Cannabis topicals interact with the endocannabinoid system (ECS) within the skin. The ECS is a complex network of receptors and neurotransmitters that plays a crucial role in regulating bodily functions such as pain, inflammation, and immune response.
2. Flowery Edibles: Cubez for the On-the-Go Superparent
Meet CUBEZ, your go-to companion for those action-packed afternoons when you’re juggling it all. These discreet, stink-proof bites offer a subtle moment of relaxation, helping you keep your cool without raising eyebrows.
Parent Hack: Keep a Cube handy for those unexpected “emergencies” (like the forgotten permission slip)—it’s your secret to staying cool under pressure.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Discreet and easy to carry
- Stink-proof (for real!)
- Perfect for a quick, calming break
Pro Tip: Keep a stash in your bag—because you never know when you’ll need a quick treat for yourself.
3. Handrolls: Because You’ve Earned a Little Luxury
You’re the master of multitasking, so why not treat yourself to something special? Our handcrafted Handrolls are no ordinary joints—they’re rolled with love, care, and appreciation for everything you do. Perfect for unwinding after a long day of “What’s for dinner?”
Parent Hack: Light one up after the kids are in bed and let the relaxation roll in.
Why You’ll Love It:
- 2 Full grams loaded and Handcrafted with care
- Perfect for winding down
- A little luxury that you’ve definitely earned
Pro Tip: Pair it with your favorite show and a “do not disturb” sign—because self-care just got serious.
Special Treat for Superparents: 20% Off Select Products!
As a thank you for being the superhero you are, we’re giving you 20% off these parent-approved must-haves. Use code B2YB2S at checkout and breeze through the school year with a bit more chill.
So, here’s to you, Parent. May your coffee be strong, your Wi-Fi be fast, and your Flowery products always within reach. Back to school means back to YOU.
Shop now, save, and stay sane, Parents! You’ve got this—and we’ve got you.